Conversation at the recent dinner party thrown by conservative pundit George Will for Barack Obama may remain shrouded in secrecy. But one thing will not: the menu. And there was no shortage of food. An anonymous source leaked the detailed catered menu to The Wounded-Courier today. (Other conservative pundits in attendance included William Kristol, David Brooks, Charles Krauthammer, Larry Kudlow, Paul Gigot, Peggy Noonan, Michael Barone and Rich Lowry.) Here is what was served:
Hors d’oeuvres
Skewers of Unmitigated Gall
Fingerless Sandwiches
Record Dow Asiago-Spinach Dip
Mercury-Infused Bay Scallops with Deregulation Coulis
Chickenhawk Balls Wrapped in Old Glory
Choose one from the following courses:
Soup du Jour
Torture Chowder
Intellectually Dishonest Bisque
Puree of Lying Sack of Potato Soup
Salad
Segregated Greens with Reaganesque Croutons
Cryto-Fascist Pasto
Appetizers
Heartless Artichoke Tartine
Propagandistically Stuffed Mushrooms
Clams in a Half Cell
Indoctrinated Shrimp Cocktail
Entrees
Beef Orwellian
War on Terror Risotto
Shredded Constitution with Well-Placed Leeks
Bipartisan Turducken™
Cold Shoulder of Pork and Earmark Dumplings
Tax Refund Gruel with Coal Ash Croquettes
Half-Baked Change over Discouraging Pilaf
Dessert
Illegally Wiretapped Tiramisu
Cinnamon Renditioned Flan
Wingnut Brittle Gelato
Quid Pro Quo Cookies
Trickle-Down Huckleberry Sorbet
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Leaked Menu of George Will's Catered Dinner Party for Barack Obama
Posted by: Brad Jacobson | January 23, 2009 at 12:11 AM
wow these got some really weird names.
Posted by: Cheap Courier Services | January 23, 2009 at 05:20 AM
And the conversation was tortured!
Posted by: TC | January 26, 2009 at 05:39 PM
Oh! it is good that there is no shortage of food.
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Posted by: courier philippines | March 26, 2009 at 10:35 PM