The Wounded-Courier:
Let's Play Ann Libs!
In honor of Ann Coulter's influence on American media and politics, the Penguin Group (USA), in a joint venture with Ms. Coulter's Random House publisher, the Crown Publishing Group, is releasing a special edition of Mad Libs titled Ann Libs. The Wounded-Courier received an advance copy of Ann Libs, which is scheduled for a December 1 release date. The following is an excerpt:
Let's Play Ann Libs
Posted by: MediaBloodhound | October 18, 2007 at 07:40 PM
I'm bored with her.
Posted by: Indigowatcher | October 19, 2007 at 03:41 PM
Do we have to wear a black cocktail with NOSH stains on it while we play?
Posted by: Blue Gal | October 19, 2007 at 06:24 PM
Who is she __________ (verb)ing in DC? Is she really a woman? Real women have curves and no Adam's apple.
Posted by: JBM | October 19, 2007 at 07:15 PM
You know, I think you've got a point there JBM...
Posted by: I Agree | October 19, 2007 at 08:38 PM
"nosh" just makes me hungry.
Posted by: skippy | October 19, 2007 at 09:22 PM
She just thrives on all of the attention. Obviously didn't get enough positive attention as a child.
Posted by: meowomon | October 20, 2007 at 04:35 AM
(Verb) that (noun)!
Posted by: | October 20, 2007 at 09:34 AM
my take on coulter: she was born a hermaphrodite, but her folks wanted a girl, so they had the dick chopped off. it would explain the adam's apple and the long gorrila arms. she also has huge feet and hands.
those shapeless, black dresses/shifts she always wears? probably to hide boney, male hips.
i do believe (wishful thinking?) that she has finally slit her own adam's apple.
Posted by: karmafriend | October 20, 2007 at 11:12 AM
Colbert gravel kucinich paul nader perot carter [conyers?rangel?] united for truth elicit fear smear blacklist.
The people know too much,
democracy rising democracy now.
Rage against the machine.
Honesty compassion intelligence guts.
No more extortion blackmail bribery division.
Divided we fall.
Posted by: gravel kucinich paul nader | November 19, 2007 at 03:11 AM