From the Archives: Our Latest Poll on What Americans Are Thinking

(This Wounded-Courier poll was originally posted on October 13, 2006. In light of today's AP-AOL News poll that found 81% of Americans believe in angels, here's a timely rejoinder from the vault.)

The majority of Americans still think Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11. A new Wounded-Courier poll uncovered other surprising beliefs held by U.S. citizens.

Here are the results:

• If an insurgency lasts for more than four hours, you should call your doctor: 61%

• Abraham Lincoln designed the Lincoln Town Car, the first modern automobile: 52%

• God does not like France: 48%

• ABC’s Schoolhouse Rock created the Bill of Rights in 1973: 34%

• Grande Mocha is located between Papua New Guinea and Zimbabwe: 54%

• Pat Buchanan was our 15th president: 76%

• Iran’s Revolutionary Guard fought in the Revolutionary War during the Summer of Love: 37%

• Peanut brittle is made by elves: 84%

• Al Gore invented global warming and bears the mark of the devil between his shoulder blades: 29%

• “Congress” comes from the words “con” and “regress”: 57%

• As a child, Benjamin Franklin lied about chopping down a cherry tree to his mother, Margaret Thatcher, the first queen of England: 36%

• President Bush’s proposed Missile Defense System is also known as “The Cone of Silence”: 41%

• A caucus is like a circus of caulk, but more somber: 49%

• The line “Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn’s kick ass light” appears in our national anthem: 39%

• Massachusetts is in New Jersey: 28%

(This Wounded-Courier poll has a margin of error of plus or minus 3 percent.)

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Our Latest Poll on What Americans Are Thinking